Or Something?

After talking to a boy (a sailor even!) online ALL DAMN DAY today, I finally got what I think he considered to be a date offer. Upon hearing that I'd have to work all night tonight, he said, and this is a direct quote: "Aww, I should at least take you out for a hot dog or something."

This was said with no irony. "Or something?" There are no words. I ignored this offer and kept ignoring all his other not-even-as-nice-as-Sizzler offers until I got him to pony up and ask me to dinner (surprisingly, at a place nicer than Sizzler) on Friday night. Since he's clearly an idiot, I hope to be reporting some hilarious results on Saturday morning.

-Cate